🌈 At the Rainbow Bridge
Angus
📋 The Stats
Think of this as a dating profile, but for a cat. Accuracy not guaranteed.
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Occupation
Professional lap warmer
Hobby
Catnip appreciation
Signature Move
Sleeping in your hair
Also Signature
Chewing on your hair
Sign
[Your answer here]
Red Flag
Has eaten your hair
Catchphrase
This lap? Mine.
📖 The Story
Angus loved catnip like it was his hobby, his calling, and his personal brand. He approached it with enthusiasm and dedication. We respected the commitment.
He was also a professional lap warmer, which sounds like a compliment and is. But his most distinctive trait was his relationship with hair — specifically mine. He chewed on it. He slept in it. This was just something that happened.
[Add your favorite Angus memory here — a catnip incident, a lap-related event, or the hair situation in greater detail.]