😺 Living Their Best Life
Pierre
📋 The Stats
Think of this as a dating profile, but for a cat. Accuracy not guaranteed.
Breed
Domestic Shorthair
Origin Story
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Sign
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Love Language
Lap sitting and headbutting your hand
Eyes For
Only you, Jennifer
Signature Move
Headbutt → demand pets → repeat
Red Flag
Zero personal space
Catchphrase
Excuse me, I'm sitting here
📖 The Story
Pierre only had eyes for one person, and that person was me. From the moment he found his person, he was devoted in a way that can only be described as extremely French and extremely dramatic.
His preferred position was lap. His preferred activity was sitting in lap. His second favorite activity was headbutting my hand until I gave him pets, which I always did.
[Add your favorite Pierre memory here — how you got him, what his personality was really like, anything he did that was pure Pierre.]